sexual orientation: me. I want to sleep with me and only me. not have sex, just sleep. long, sleepy days without any responsibilities or contact with other human beings whatsoever are my biggest turn on.

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

k-lionheart:

dead-men-talking:

spaceandstuffidk:

lightthiscandle:

jump-suit:

asonlynasacan:

ultrafacts:

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I don’t know if this is true, but it’s hysterical

It is, and I am so happy.

So my first thought was, “Why did you bring a cat onto your plane?”, but then I read the excellent link from jump-suit, and learned that

the crew found (the cat) ‘more useful than any barometer. You must never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat,’ as Murray Simon put it.

Never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat - advice that we should all remember and take to heart.

This post just keeps getting better and better.

Holy crap this is awesome.

my friend saw this. My name is Kat. She is now insisting that I smuggle myself into a bag and go with her on her trip to Germany. I don’t understand why a ticket isn’t enough, she’s actually telling me to get into yoga so I can fit in a bag. Why tumblr.

k-lionheart:

dead-men-talking:

spaceandstuffidk:

lightthiscandle:

jump-suit:

asonlynasacan:

ultrafacts:

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I don’t know if this is true, but it’s hysterical

It is, and I am so happy.

So my first thought was, “Why did you bring a cat onto your plane?”, but then I read the excellent link from jump-suit, and learned that

the crew found (the cat) ‘more useful than any barometer. You must never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat,’ as Murray Simon put it.

Never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat - advice that we should all remember and take to heart.

This post just keeps getting better and better.

Holy crap this is awesome.

my friend saw this. My name is Kat. She is now insisting that I smuggle myself into a bag and go with her on her trip to Germany. I don’t understand why a ticket isn’t enough, she’s actually telling me to get into yoga so I can fit in a bag. Why tumblr.

v v important question: how do u stay so cute all the time

unfortunately too late for the video but to answer your question:

i don’t know how to answer your question but i’m blushing and doing the weird hand flappy thing so yes thank you

GIVE ME A SERIES AND I’LL TELL YOU:

byronicmooch:

❤ male:
❤ female:
✖ least favorite:
✔ who resembles me:
❤ most attractive:
❤ three more characters that i like:

Here it is! The Q&A video I promised. I’m horribly awkward on camera and the overall quality isn’t much better than my artistic skills, but you can still watch me talk about stuff on camera I guess?? and laugh at my accent probably

Also, lots of thanks to dancrush, imthedinonugget, maddetectivewithabox, and insertallyourfandomshere for asking stuff! ^^

oh my god the audio is so crappy i’m sorry

I hit 2000!

ninthdoctorsbutt:

ninthdoctorsbutt:

It’s happened, 2K, so tomorrow or the day after that I’ll do the Q&A video. You can pop by and ask me anything right now and I’ll answer it in the vid ^^

And when I say ‘you can’, I actually mean ‘please do don’t keep me hanging guys’.

Oh oh oh, to spice it up; the owner of every question I put in the vid, gets a horrible drawing of what I think of when reading your url because I’m a very creative potato :D

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET A COOL URL DRABBLE (MADE BY A POTATO CALLED JIP) IS TO DROP A QUESTION IN MY ASK C’MON GUYS ONCE IN A LIFETIME OFFER

y’all have another hour to send me stuff (until noon in GMT) and then I’m going to make the vid so if you want an awesome drabbly doodly thingy go ahead and do it now

blindbeards0llux:

no mom im not a “shrek fan” im a brogre

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