let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis


when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 


top tips if you ever find yourself in a zombie apocalypse:
. take car
. go to mum’s
. kill phil
. grab liz
. go to the winchester
. have a nice cold pint
. and wait for all this to blow over

sorry laptop but the closest source of electricity is on the other side of the camping site and i’m too lazy to get up rest in peace


Which Pokemon Would You Choose?

Danish is the kind of language that tricks you into thinking it’s simple by making the written language really easy for foreigners to understand

and then they pronounce it an entirely different way

get to know me meme - [2/5] favorite female characters
lorna morello — “it’s like the less time you got, the slower it goes.”


The Muppets + breaking the fourth wall


a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

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